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Bears... oh my

Postby dogonjon » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:38 pm

I saw a large Bear at the Village on Halloween @1:30 near Sushi Re. Last night the same bear was ransacking the neighbors dumpster out side our bedroom window at 1:00am. It had the lid fully open and when we told it to shoo the lid dropped down and clobbered him on the head really good temporarily trapping him half in/ half out of the dumpster. It was one of the supposedly bear proof dumpsters with the latch handle inside a cover. The lid is heavy and closes and latches automatically . Have the bears figured out this latching system or do my neighbors need to make sure nothing obstructs the lid from closing fully?
When I was young I used to think I was pretty smart. Now that I'm old I know just how dumb I am.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby oldskier » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:48 pm

So the relocation traps should be designed like this dumpster?
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby Photoho » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:25 pm

I know how to catch those bears that don't hibernate. Wait till the lakes freeze real good. Go cut a hole in the ice and spread a bag of frozen peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby oldskier » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:24 pm

And the pea brain kicking the bear's butt will slip on pee(s) and go down with said bear. I like the visualization tho.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby snowboard247 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Photoho wrote:I know how to catch those bears that don't hibernate. Wait till the lakes freeze real good. Go cut a hole in the ice and spread a bag of frozen peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.


Thats just as bad as going back to your car to get a gun to shoot a bear 'in self defense'
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby skiing is fun » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:50 pm

snowboard247 wrote:
Photoho wrote:I know how to catch those bears that don't hibernate. Wait till the lakes freeze real good. Go cut a hole in the ice and spread a bag of frozen peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.


Thats just as bad as going back to your car to get a gun to shoot a bear 'in self defense'



snowboard247 that might be that best thing u ever said on here. photoho screw u for saying that or even thinking that.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby cheapski » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:04 pm

Did you hear that whooshing sound? That was humor going over some people's heads.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby TksHiRd » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:42 pm

skiing is fun wrote:
snowboard247 wrote:
Photoho wrote:I know how to catch those bears that don't hibernate. Wait till the lakes freeze real good. Go cut a hole in the ice and spread a bag of frozen peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.


Thats just as bad as going back to your car to get a gun to shoot a bear 'in self defense'



snowboard247 that might be that best thing u ever said on here. photoho screw u for saying that or even thinking that.


lack of snow is taking it's toll...
you okay??? yeah. no. I mean, nobody died...
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby Photoho » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:04 pm

Takes a " pee " kick him in the Ice hole. :D My 9 year year old nephew told me this one. I didn't think it would go over anybody's head.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby oldskier » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:46 pm

Ah - but you're forgeting that this is a Mammoth forum and bears are involved.
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby ridewkdays » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:56 am

I stil can't believe Motel 6 does not take in the trash cans from around the rooms. I stayed there two consecutive Wednesdays in Sept. 08. Both night I was woken by bears outside my door rooting the tall beige cans they have outside the rooms. Was sad to watch him run off with a grilled cheese. Now they just post a warning in the lobby. :? I grew up around the mountains but seriously freaks me out to think what might happen to some visitor there who has no idea about what to do when confronted by a bear. These bears were on the sidewalk right under my window. Imagine opening your door and seeing cute and cuddly standing there!
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby Flaskman » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:53 am

cheapski wrote:Did you hear that whooshing sound? That was humor going over some people's heads.


I heard it!
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby aberg38 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:53 pm

Photoho wrote:Takes a " pee " kick him in the Ice hole. :D My 9 year year old nephew told me this one. I didn't think it would go over anybody's head.


See what happens when you hold people to your own standards. :P

This thread is makin my day!!! :rofl:
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby cheapski » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:53 am

ridewkdays wrote:I stil can't believe Motel 6 does not take in the trash cans from around the rooms.

Forget the bears! When I stayed there early season last year it was gross how the trash was overflowing and already scattered around!
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Re: Bears... oh my

Postby skimike » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:34 am

YOU CAN TALK BAD ABOUT MY MOMMA BUT DONT TALK BAD ABOUT OUR BEARS , YOU PHOTO HO YOU. :D :D :D :D
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